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quote: dat eunde  |
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| posted: 07-02-06 15:12 | ||||
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quote: dies is zoo mooi |
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| posted: 07-02-06 16:07 | ||||
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weet van niks | |||
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| posted: 07-02-06 17:30 | ||||
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Knz luie neger |
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| posted: 09-02-06 20:40 | ||||
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quote: hij dreigt me altijd te kicken als ik neger zeg  |
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#Pandemic
© Da mag de nie klagen, da mag dan nie he |
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| posted: 09-02-06 20:42 | ||||
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quote: Gewoon mij erbij halen, haal ik z'n rcon weg |
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| posted: 09-02-06 20:50 | ||||
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quote: mooi dat word een ban =] |
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| posted: 10-02-06 00:15edited: 10-02-2006 00:28, by KNz | ||||
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CS quote :
[Np]Weirdo killed Commodus with usp *** gP | n0r killed Veriteas @Mp3 with a headshot from usp *** [Np]SqWeEzY : lol *** gP | n0r killed [Np]SqWeEzY with a headshot from usp *** (ADMINS) Commodus : slet! old evil dirty fart tud. connected [Np]Weirdo : (K) gP | n0r : cheile eco 
[Np]SqWeEzY : als ik nu eens geen lag had
[Np]Weirdo : dan zoog je toch |
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Geert Wilders is net Bob Ross. Veel haar, maar een beetje fatsoenlijk verven, ho maar. |
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| posted: 10-02-06 01:52 | ||||
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KNz een neger? betekent dat dus dat je niet dat lekkere wijf in je avatar bent?
*stopt tegen knz te praten*  |
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| posted: 10-02-06 10:05 | ||||
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ik denk niet dat elin nederlands kan nee =]
en lol @ marnix, maar dit is wel het irc quotes topic |
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| posted: 10-02-06 12:26 | ||||
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Nou eentje uit eigen ervaring
[15:41] <Supergans> Chrisje ik heb een vraag en het is misschien wel heel hypothetisch [15:41] <Supergans> maar stel [15:41] <Supergans> Je winamp lijst is leeg en er staat alleen een pornofile in [15:41] <Supergans> En je hebt het zelf niet gedaan [15:41] <Supergans> Wie heeft er dan naar gekeken? [15:42] * Wall|y-doh is now known as Walldo [15:42] <Dragonfire> haha ik
[15:42] <Supergans> Op mijn computer? :\ [15:43] <Dragonfire> ff hacken enzo [15:43] <Supergans> ow ok mooi [15:43] <Supergans> welk filmpje was het dan?
[15:43] <Dragonfire> met zo'n negerin 
[15:43] <Dragonfire> in de bush bush [15:43] <Supergans> je weet dat ik niet van de smerige zooi hou [15:44] <Dragonfire> dat je winamp lijst leeg is lijkt me logisch [15:44] <Dragonfire> dat komt omdat je een porno.mp3 hebt proberen af te spelen [15:44] <Kossu> ..? [15:45] <Dragonfire> en dat kwam als nieuwe lijst in je winamp [15:45] <Supergans> Kossu [15:45] <Supergans> a question [15:45] <Supergans> you live in a house with your parents [15:45] <Supergans> at some day [15:45] <Supergans> your total mp3list @ winamp is empty besides 1 pr0nfile [15:45] <Supergans> who or what would you suspect?
[15:45] <Dragonfire> @ home? [15:45] <Dragonfire> lol [15:46] <Supergans> ja
[15:46] <Dragonfire> your dad was trying to watch pr0n [15:46] <Supergans>
[15:46] <Supergans> horney basterd [15:46] <Kossu> heh... [15:46] <Dragonfire> nu weet ik waar het vandaan komt [15:46] <Dragonfire> de appel valt niet ver van de boom [15:46] <Dragonfire>
[15:46] <Supergans> |
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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. |
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| posted: 10-02-06 13:12 | ||||
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Bij irc gebruik ik vaak een stel quotes als quitmsg, enkele voorbeelden :
[18:20] * Morey[AWAY] is back, from (wanking) away for {1hr 19mins 30secs} [16:24] * Morey heeft harde tepels
[16:24] <Morey> jij ook Nathje ? [16:24] <Nathje> nee morey
[16:24] <Morey> dan moet je er een beetje aan likken en meer spelen
<Suaver> vandaag zat er een meidje lang smij in de trein <Suaver> die had dus ook van die doppen aan de voorkant <Suaver> ik zo 'zal ik 't raampje maar dicht doen' <Dunnoke> maar een complimentje nu <Dunnoke> Supergans kan echt maf zingen <Dunnoke> vooral van " er staat een paard in de gang " (geen nadere uitleg nodig) |
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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. |
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| posted: 10-02-06 13:19 | ||||
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Hahaha |
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Geert Wilders is net Bob Ross. Veel haar, maar een beetje fatsoenlijk verven, ho maar. |
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| posted: 10-02-06 16:11 | ||||
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:: 16|56 (+preCoil`enZz-) Anyone who shits 3 times a day? /q me
:: 16|57 (@vogeltje^) ? :: 16|57 (@vogeltje^) when /amsg get out of control :: 16|57 (+preCoil`enZz-) ! |
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| posted: 10-02-06 16:59 | ||||
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The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with an [Please control your cussing] insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.
Quote * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop bitchchecker: why do you kick me bitchchecker: can't you discus normally bitchchecker: answer! Elch: we didn't kick you Elch: you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) bitchchecker: what ping man bitchchecker: the timing of my pc is right bitchchecker: i even have dst bitchchecker: you banned me bitchchecker: amit it you son of a procreating female canine HopperHunter|afk: LOL HopperHunter|afk: (potty mouth) you're stupid, DST^^ bitchchecker: shut your mouth WE HAVE DST! bitchchecker: for two weaks already bitchchecker: when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied. Elch: You're a real computer expert bitchchecker: shut up i hack you Elch: ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^ bitchchecker: tell me your network number man then you're dead Elch: Eh, it's 129.0.0.1 Elch: or maybe 127.0.0.1 Elch: yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack bitchchecker: in five minutes your hard drive is deleted Elch: Now I'm frightened bitchchecker: shut up you'll be gone bitchchecker: i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead bitchchecker: say goodbye Elch: to whom? bitchchecker: to you man bitchchecker: buy buy Elch: I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned. Quote * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop bitchchecker: dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone Metanot: lol Elch: bitchchecker - Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1 bitchchecker: you're so stupid man bitchchecker: say buy buy Metanot: ah, [Please control your cussing] off bitchchecker: buy buy elch * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now. Quote * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop bitchchecker: elch you son of a procreating female canine Metanot: bitchchecker how old are you? Elch: What's up bitchchecker? bitchchecker: you have a frie wal bitchchecker: fire wall Elch: maybe, i don't know bitchchecker: i'm 26 Metanot: such behaviour with 26? Elch: how did you find out that I have a firewall? Metanot: tststs this is not very nice missy bitchchecker: because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me bitchchecker: be a man turn that (potty mouth) off Elch: cool, didn't know this was possible. bitchchecker: thn my virus destroys your pc man Metanot: are you hacking yourselves? Elch: yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me Metanot: he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that bitchchecker: yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the Metanot: what firewall do you have? bitchchecker: like a girl Metanot: firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^ He: procreating female canine give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time bitchchecker: turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er Elch: Noo Metanot: he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off bitchchecker: you're afraid bitchchecker: i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall bitchchecker: elch turn off your (potty mouth) wall! Metanot: i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking bitchchecker: shut up Metanot: lol bitchchecker: my grandma surfs with fire wall bitchchecker: and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router. Quote Elch: bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again Metanot: bitchhacker can't hack Black TdV: nice play on words ^^ bitchchecker: wort man Elch: bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack! Metanot: how many times again he is no hacker bitchchecker: man do you want a virus bitchchecker: tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive Metanot: lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^ Elch: 127.0.0.1 Elch: it's easy bitchchecker: lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone bitchchecker: and are the first files being deleted Elch: mom... Elch: i'll take a look In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him? Quote bitchchecker: don't need to rescue you can't son of a procreating female canine Elch: that's bad bitchchecker: elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted Elch: yes, there's nothing i can do about it bitchchecker: and in 20 seconds f: is gone Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip. Quote bitchchecker: tupac rules bitchchecker: elch you son of a procreating female canine your f: is gone and e: too Drive E Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted.... Or isn't it happening on my computer? Quote bitchchecker: and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol He: why doesn't meta say anything Elch: he's probably rolling on the floor laughing Black TdV: ^^ bitchchecker: your d: is gone He: go on procreating female canine The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives. Quote bitchchecker: elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet bitchchecker: i'm already at c: 30 percent Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer? Quote * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time. |
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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. |
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| posted: 11-02-06 11:07 | ||||
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Omg, wat een sukkel |
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| posted: 11-02-06 11:20 | ||||
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lol!
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| posted: 11-02-06 11:56 | ||||
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hehe kende dat verhaal al, maar wel super goed |
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| posted: 11-02-06 12:10 | ||||
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| posted: 11-02-06 12:51 | ||||
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Hahahha Totaly Owned..
Maar is het een True story ?? |
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| Do u have a ProBleem, mister. | ||||
| posted: 11-02-06 15:25 | ||||
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